Stop press news.......
KEMNAY F.C. 17's were crowned champions tonight 19th April 2011 without kicking a ball in anger after their nearest rivals and strong contenders Glentanar F.C. were defeated by BRIDGE OF DON 2-1. As it stands with 2 games for the champs still to play they sit 1 point ahead of the pack with no one able to catch them......
A delighted gaffer was interviewed after hearing the news, "Shiranthi has just text me saying we've won the league ! Fantastic stuff congratulations to all connected with the 17's..... you deserve it for all the work you have put into this project. I am particlaularly pleased for all the players...... some of who have never won anything in football !
True champs are judged on what they can do so lets go out in style with a further 6 points from the remaining games ! Then we can paaartaaay !!"